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epicurean planking

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011
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Plastic Baby

On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"
During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.

Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.
by peacegirl March 26, 2009
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plastic splurgery

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card
Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.
by volleyballr April 5, 2009
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pulling plastic

the act of rock climbing or bouldering indoors using artificial holds
Climber A: "Did you make it to Hueco this season, brah?"
Climber B: "Nah man, I've been stuck pulling plastic for the past few months, I feel like I'm turning into a gym rat."
by unit62 March 26, 2009
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Plasticize

The act of pursuing cosmetic surgery beyond corrective procedures. The idea is to enhance, or improve upon the quality of one's natural appearance. Oftentimes women will choose to prevent the natural processes of aging through various procedures. This term may be used either positively or negatively depending on the amount of procedures a given individual chooses to get.
-I have small titties and I want a larger rack. I swear I am going to Plasticize!!!
-Damn, that old bag has had too much work done! She has a look of surprise from all of the face lifts. Someone should have told her to go easy when she chose to Plasticize!
by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006
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Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.
Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.
by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011
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Plastic Beach

An island in the middle of the ocean, made up of recycled plastics and waste that we have thrown away.
There's a Casio on the plastic beach !
by Jok23r March 8, 2010
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