Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

plantervention

• noun: The act of intervening when a friend’s plant obsession gets too out of control, especially if they’re running out of space for more plants.

• “I know you love your plants, but maybe it’s time for a plantervention. Your kitchen is a jungle!”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

planteras bulge

A pulsating pink flower then when broken spawns a baddie of a plant known as plantera

"I finally found planteras bulge"

by Chicoglobos4life July 24, 2024

Panaten

enthusiastic; bringing excitement.

Billy's new car is absolutely panaten

by Cock Myles December 23, 2023

seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night

ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.

by crazy t February 20, 2009

Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.

That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 April 23, 2018