dog pisser

An act involving a skateboard and a half-pipe ramp where a victim of familial molestation works out their feelings.

Dude, did you see Joey doing dog pissers at the skate park last weekend?

Yeah, he's really going through some shit

by Mouse Pants May 5, 2014

leanback pisser

someone who undertakes the premeditated act of pissing in another persons mailbox and regulates the flow by pinchingoff and releasing the "hose"

dude your neighbour is pole smoker therefore i think his mailbox needs a visit from the leanback pisser

by mr postman pat March 31, 2010

shit pisser

When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.

shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.

by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009

squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

Awaiting pisser

When you have gone on cars ride for 3 hours plus each trip and you like damn boi gotta piss so bad.

Guy 1: What's that weird dance that guy over there's doing?
Guy 2: Oh, don't mind him. He's just an awaiting pisser.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

party pisser

A person who accidentally pisses themselvs at a party.

: Did you see Hannah pissing herself at the party yesterday?

: Yeah, she's a party pisser

by A non party pisser. September 2, 2020