Pilf

Professor I'd Like to Fuck

Student #1: Did you see what Prof. Smith was wearing today?
Student #2: I look at her everyday; she's damn hot!
Student #1: She's definitely a PILF!

by ProfGator August 14, 2011

Pilf

the NB version of MIlf/Dilf

Person 1: ngl *insert someones name here* is a pilf
Person 2: Agree
Person 3: Tf

by mygenderisYes0w011 December 16, 2021

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Barack Obama is such a PILF!"

by Mhisrichhero June 26, 2015

PILF

The non-binary equivalent of a dilf/milf.

“oh my god your parent is such a pilf”

by is4ss April 28, 2021

pilf

politician I’d like to fuck

a really sexy mf who’s also got prestige 😩 the perfect sugar daddy especially if they’ve got those commie cummies 😏

did you see biden’s biker jacket?? what a pilf !!

by fjejsjsis February 12, 2021

Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

by DaCoolestBishhh October 11, 2021

PILF

PILF means politician i’d like to fuck. similar to MILF, mother i’d like to fuck. used to describe a good looking politician.

holiday: oh my God look at Beto O’Rourke
hailey: yeah he’s a total PILF

by hniz June 10, 2019