Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

pickled muff cabbage

A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)

Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.

by QBR October 19, 2010

pickledoo

green poo-poo, the really slick kind

i was so wasted, i picledooed in the soup

by martay March 5, 2003

Hillbilly Pickled

When you are done or finished with something and it is time to stop. It can also mean you are hammered drunk (done).

Jeff just broke his leg, this game is hillbilly pickled, give me the ball i am going home.


Fucking Jager has got me hillbilly pickled tonight.

This blunt is hillbilly pickled, toss it out the window.

by JAK802 February 21, 2009

Bone Pickled Queefs

A queef exerted from the body in a timely manner after getting boned by a person of the opposite gender who has consumed a pickle prior to the intercourse. Also another way to express readiness for food.

"Damn look at that lasagna.... Bone Pickled Queefs!"

by 😩🌬💦 December 26, 2016

pickled

confused. see also confuzzled

i'm pickled. what was the question again?

by mad sam purple'ead January 22, 2005

Dilly Pickled

The act of using your "D" to beat your opponent on the face while they are asleep.

Yooo! I got so cheesed at him, I Dilly Pickled him on the face several times.

by Jono86 January 3, 2014