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consolation prize

A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body
by your back up December 9, 2008
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Nobel Peace Prize

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.
by Markwonder October 9, 2009
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Cash and Prizes

The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).

A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
Paul anguished over his divorce, but Heather got Cash and Prizes!
by goodwin88 February 10, 2017
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Prize Pig

An individual who listens to sundry radio shows for the sole purpose of winning a prize offered by said radio station.
Whenever the radio station holds a contest, the prize pigs always call in and wreck it for the real fans.
by StyckyWycket November 1, 2007
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Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.
My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...
by Buck Henry January 1, 2009
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Pfizered

Applies to all the people that were fired from Pfizer during their Wyeth merger.
Dude 1 - Hey, you still working it at Pfizer?

Dude 2 - Nah, I got Pfizered in Janurary.
by SCgal June 8, 2009
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xtra prize

What one person can give to another person of the opposite gender as a reward; can be received in exchange for many gold stars.
Jenn was very aroused by Tommy and so she decided to give him xtra prize on the sofa.
by aperson April 25, 2005
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