Pessian

Dick riders of a certain dwarf from Argentina, known for stat padding against "big" teams like Eibar, Curacao, Clermont Foot

Pessians ball knowledge is equal to the number of league top scorer awards pessi has outside Spain

by Cristiano GOATiano June 8, 2023

pesson

slave; pity person; poor and/or lowlife.

Pesson is used in Command&Conquer:Generals for slaves.

by elitefitnesstech August 23, 2011

pessi

a hobbit that scores hatricks for eibar

midgetmessi - "messi just scored a hatrick!"

retardedronaldo - "it was aginst eibar pessi is finished"

by timeoutlk November 26, 2021

technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005

Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 15, 2021

pessimigoth

a pessimist goth who wears all black, paints his fingernails black, wears makeup, and claims he is not goth but still hates all humanity (but not individual people)

Graham Coburn

by Kladfvgbung Micshk May 21, 2004

Pessi

the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation

"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."

"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"

by Kevin_K July 30, 2006