patience

A word my parents don't understand.

mom: john gimme your computer!
john: patience
mom: what the fuck does that mean? now gimme your computer!

by aspy dragon January 29, 2020

Patience

The courage to just say Fuck It.

Karen should've had the Patience to stay home and stay safe instead of picking fights at Olive Garden on Mother's Day

by Royello May 15, 2020

patience is a virtue until it bleeds

Patience is a virtue; meaning one's morals to not get upset from having to wait

that is until it starts to bleed; meaning it resulted in disappointment and anger regarding the hard work you went through to wait for it

Patience is a virtue until it bleeds, I worked so hard and waited, but it ended up not working out in my favor, now I'm left with anger and disappointment

by interstellarbeing July 6, 2022

customer-patient

In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.

Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!

Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.

by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017

Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims

Your a fucking cancer patient

by Autistic dude November 8, 2019

The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.

People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

leukaemia patient

when someone is bald

u look like a leukaemia patient girlie😻😻😻

by iconicslut February 24, 2022