Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Sun is past the yardarm

It is an old naval term, it means the bar is open. It is late enough in the day to start drinking.

The sun is past the yardarm, it is time for a drink.

by tagtech March 18, 2011

Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.

Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.

by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011

Half past inebriated

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.

“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017

hair past a freckle

A way to reply to someone if they ask the time, though said person does not have a watch.

Stranger 1: What's the time?

Stranger 2: (Looks at his watchless wrist) Its a hair past a freckle.

by milo1000 July 22, 2011

Half past five

When you're high or intoxicated by a drug.

Popularised by The Weeknd in his song The Hills.

I'll only call you when it's half past five.

by Thefatherofjuly April 5, 2017

[HALF PAST FUCK]

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009