Paint the Town White

When you unleash your load on every building in town.

The larger the town, the more points awarded.

It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.

1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.

by ChucklestheGayKitten July 25, 2014

paint your ass

Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.

(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"

by shawnesty June 29, 2012

Paint The Hedgehog

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".

by BethandAmber April 10, 2016

paint her vulva

To ejaculate inside of a woman's vagina.

Thats it baby, paint my vulva!

I'm gonna paint your vulva whore!

Instead of shooting my load in her eye, I opted to paint her vulva...

by Derek D. February 16, 2008

paint drippin

Very shiny candy paint job for a car that leaves a wet or dripping appearance. This is achieved by having mutiple coats of clear gloss applied to the end result of a paint job.

"im comming down cany paint sprayed by that edy, 12 coats of the clear lookin like some grape jelly. my paint drippin wet, my slab is superd..."

"I got the candy drippin stains of the frame when im switchin lanes..."
-Paul Wall

by KayJizzle October 27, 2005

paint the roses red

To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.

I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.

by DeTurk December 16, 2008

paint her white

To skeet repeatedly all over a womans body until she is coated in a thick layer of white seman.

Paint her white son you can do it.

i really painted that bitch white

by Dalton Adams October 6, 2006