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packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.
Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!
by Ben June 19, 2006
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packing the cannon

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.
Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.
by Rich D. March 9, 2007
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packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.
Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!
by mcfisha January 25, 2008
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packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
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Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry
These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.
by Onion Packer May 8, 2011
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Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague
Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."
by OwlLamp October 7, 2015
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Packing for Perth

A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia
Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?

Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!
by Selous Scout November 15, 2016
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