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PTSD

Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
BENJI: “My ex got me on some PTSD
GABRIEL: I bet you are the one that gave her trauma
Benji: I’m talking about Post-Traumatic-Bitch-Dissorder
Gabriel: CITY BOYZ UP

BENJI: Amee
by Benjamin Agu January 17, 2023
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Ohio PTSD

A disorder caused by a short period of exposure to Ohio(if this interaction was prolonged the victim would not be alive), it is characterised by flashbacks to Ohio which can cause severe anxiety and terror, it is untreatable and will become more likely as people want to explore Ohio more
*a man looks terrified and extremely sad*
"Yo dude, you okay? Do you have Ohio PTSD"
by Namij December 18, 2022
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The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023
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Yellow PTSD

Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of

delays"

No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
by GachiGazm December 2, 2020
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Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events
“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving
by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021
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PTSD

when you're so traumatized you're stuck in the past
PTSD is actually pretty serious but whatever, people joke about everything here.
by yardardar April 9, 2021
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