petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson

I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.

by sir waltifurus IV December 2, 2016

Putting the n back in cuts

What do you think? It means cunts. Cool and normal!

Australien Government: What we're good at managing is a PR campaign to disguise our shitfuckery and make it look like we're helping you... Australien Government: Putting the N back in Cuts!

by QizheTheNSCDev October 30, 2020

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

putting out

to engage in sexual intercourse (usually penile-vaginal) when expected to, according to social conventions such as dating

It was already the second week they were going out and Chris was starting to lose interest in Ashley because she wasn't putting out.

by AsimJ April 17, 2008

heavy petting

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

by nerm November 6, 2004