pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

pencil

A writting stick.

starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.

by 21patrick60 June 3, 2009

pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

pencil neck

1. a weak and timid person

2. a studious person

We have no place for a pencil neck like you.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil pack

Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.

Let's pencil pack a couple and go smoke on the white house lawn.

by Czx April 15, 2007

Pencillious

-Of or being of pencil like.

-Having the same physical properties as a pencil

-a drawing or writing impliment with the main drawing/writing element incased withinn a material ie, wood,plastic,plaster,metal / any material solid.

(Word created by Robert Cutting, October 2007.)

*A crayon is pencillious, a drawing/writing element incased withinn paper.

*A pen is pencillious, a drawing/writing impliment located withinn a plastic tube

*Graphite sticks are NOT pencillious if left bare, neither are the two main elements/materials when not combined.

by Robert - Cutting February 13, 2008