Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?
Joe: No
No one hears about the Ninja Parade
Joe: No
No one hears about the Ninja Parade
by Drew-bie October 27, 2008

The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.
Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
by Zackastors September 29, 2010

When several males are in a social environment that is better suited for mixed company, see Sausage Fest
by Justin Tense December 2, 2009

A parade that is trying make LGBT seem normal. But at the same time has sex as it's vocial point. Even though that is a small action that we do in life. Most of us common LGBT want just be able to get a job, go home, eat with our partner, hold hands with our partner in public, snuggle, even a kiss on a check (Not normal in America but it's normal in Europe). But no keep telling me how there will be less hate when we alow people walk in jockstraps or fully nude or just twerk in the street. Granted some people will say it's a place to "let our hair down". Ok but no need with our pants down. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT OK IT'S TACKY AF AND GROSS AF.
I saw people in jock straps with but plugs to cover there ass hole at the pride parade.
And I am suppose to be shock why people are anti-LGBT when this airs on live TV?
And I am suppose to be shock why people are anti-LGBT when this airs on live TV?
by Facts hurt thy February 6, 2022

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.
My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.
by shaw1188 December 6, 2014

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
by Holly M S April 24, 2010

by stuy.bee November 22, 2010
