you ain't got nothing on me

I'm (still) better than you.

You tried your best to bring me down and break me but you ain't got nothing on me. You can go fuck yourself.

You ain't got nothing on me

by HeyYouyeahYou October 26, 2017

trap on me

To not "trap" on a person is to not play them figuratively in the means of a relationship or romantic interest.

Don't trap on me, b***h don't f*****g trap on me - Lil xan

by Xandlebars November 26, 2017

Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Run a train on me

When a woman usually in high school or college is horny wants to be fucked by multiple men until she cums

Hey you guys wanna run a train on me? Im bored lol

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 2, 2016

rag on me

1. someone that is bitching and nagging at you about something stupid

2. someone that narcs on you, or "tells" on you

I know they're going to rag on me about my name

I wish that bitch would stop ragging on me about the dishes

by yo mamaaaaaa August 5, 2009

piss on me

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008