offshoring

Offshoring is a practice where companies pay foreign workers 1/3 the pay for work (such as software development). What compaines fail to understand is that it takes the offshore workers 4 times as long to perform their work, and the resulting product is sub-par at best.

Local programmer makes $60.00 / hour.

The company decides to use offshoring to send the work to India for $20.00 / hour.

Instead of taking 8 hours to write a program locally (for a total of $480.00) they offshore the work and it takes 32 hours (for a total of $640.00) and the resulting program has text like:
"For more instruction be to clicking the yes button."

Pay more, get worse products, and take longer to get it done.

by Joe Blow Programmer April 11, 2007

Offering to the VID

That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.

John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

Change Offering

Proposition by a homless man for you to give him money or sexual favors in exchange for money, or just go into a store and buy him beer.

When approached by a homeless man, who claims he is not an alcoholic. Even though he just got done telling you that he has 200 dollars in food stamps and uses it to buy soda to empty it out and return the cans to buy beer. he also states he had gotten caught and not allowed in the Kroger. When running away from this man he screams "you preppies! i went to Olivet College!" and suggests a change offering.

by BUM FIGHTS!!! May 23, 2011

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.

"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.

by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010

offshoring

When incompetent overpaid fuckbitches like Kyle here fail to make enough money for their employers to make it worthwhile for said employers to pay for their websurfing and porn searching, and are then bangalored in favor of even more incompetent but underpaid fuckbitches being paid an eighth as much, the event is called offshoring.

A: I hear IBM is offshoring 11,000 jobs to that shithole India.
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!

by Job Thief May 18, 2006

burnt offerings

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010