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Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.
Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP
by WadeWilson January 27, 2010
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oven otter

The act of warming up your penis with a warming pad and then slapping a tense area of a woman's body to relieve the tension.
"Jessica was super stressed at work today so I gave her an oven otter to relieve the stress."
by Enoby Raven Way April 14, 2014
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even-outer

Masrurbation for the purpose of temporary hangover relief.
I felt like shit this morning after a long night of drinking. Needed an even-outer after breakfast so I could go back to sleep.
by Tashmoo12 December 12, 2016
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Take Your Game Into Outer-Space

To take something to an ultimate level, or acheive ultimate dominance at something.

(Originated in the song "Space Olympics")
If you want to be the best, you'll have to take your game into outer-space
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Outer Space

All of the space beyond the Earth's atmosphere.
They are going to go to outer space.
by David December 8, 2003
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wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket
jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
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