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can you not

A phrase said quickly so it sounds like one word; usually in a high pitched "queefy" voice. Only used by the biggest fartknockers around.
bitches "can you not!?"

ballers "shuddup pussyfart"
by Broadsnatcher68 January 15, 2014
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No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself.

Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX
No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.
by hi caca January 20, 2021
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can you not

when dania is getting pissed off at Jerry & Arkmydeez, she's sincerely says "Can you not" with a pakistani accent! Its funny, because it just makes us want to piss her off more.

Sincerely,

Jerry
Ark: Guys i'm going to go study
Dania: Let's go smoke some weed and get drunk
Jerry: You guys are crack heads, i'm going to doudoun's
Ark: No i really have to study
Dania: Oh common you never want to drink, you only want to smoke up and you never study
Jerry: Buuurrrppp
Dania: CAN YOU NOTTTT
Jerry and Ark: LOL
by COCKLOVERFROMCONCORDIA December 14, 2010
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Not Telling You

"Not telling you" is an expression you use when you want to piss off people by not telling them something the want to know.
Guy1: I had sex last night, want to know who I had sex with?
Guy2: Who? Who?
Guy1: Not telling you.
Guy2: Oh fu...
Guy1: Don't curse, mister!
by Fotus9 January 10, 2009
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not to you atleast

This phrase is used to combat the very popular phrase "That's what she said".

Using it states that whatever "she" said was not said to him.
Boy#1:Oh my god, it's huge!
Boy#2:That's what she said
Boy#1:Not to you atleast
by WordMaster101 November 16, 2010
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It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.
by bigbreastedbitch May 13, 2011
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