nonsensicalculated

(adj.) - Being nonsensical, but in a purposeful manner. A nonsensicalculated person would appear to speak meaninglessly, but would actually be speaking to a specific end. However, this end need not be consciously known; further, there are no rigid schemata by which one might discern ex post facto whether a person is being nonsensicalculated for a moral or enlightened purpose (as in the case of a court jester or comedian) or for a cunning or malicious purpose (as in the case of a charismatic charmer running a Ponzi scheme): therefore, determining whether one is nonsensicalculated in a benevolent or a malevolent fashion requires a degree of faith.

Yorick, Glenn Beck, Lisa Lampanelli, Bernard Madoff, and Friedrich Nietzsche are all nonsensicalculated, but all to profoundly different degrees and ends. A good method of determining whether one is being nonsensicalculated to a moral end is to ask yourself: Does this person make me laugh?

by ephemeralibi July 17, 2011

nonsentical

Term used by Eastern Europeans (who usually don't know english well, but like to show off) to display their false claims of sufficiently speaking english.

'yuo are so nonsentical today lollllllllllll'

by Julia March 2, 2005

rediculo-Nonsense

adj. (re, as in REstart a car; dic, as in dick; u, as in you; lo, as in "shawty got LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW...;" and nonsense, as in NONSENSE) A combination of rediculous (or redic) and nonsense.

Alex: whadda fuck man!? that shit is laaaame, what the hell kind of teacher gives homework over spring break?!?
Eli; i know, right? that is definitely rediculo-nonsense!

by x0xvulcanx0x February 5, 2009

Waffle Nonsense

The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....

Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!

"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense

"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense

So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!

by Total Spacer May 24, 2010

Nonsensese

The language of nonsense. Nonsen + ese = Nonsenese

I don't know what I'm talking about! I'm talking in Nonsensese again!

by Lafawnduhh April 23, 2006

nonsensei

is a combination of "nonsense" which brought the meaning of ridiculous and "sensei" which means master/teacher in Japanese.

Sarah's thoughts are crazy and so out of the world! She is a total nonsensei.

by readbeanmantou November 18, 2020

Confunction nonsense

Guyanese dumbass word which means stupidness

This is total confunction nonsense

by Yuh modda January 25, 2020