near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.

Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.

by AJ18 May 14, 2014

Nefario

A revenge seeking man who was once a very scrawny kitchen boy. He misses his dear love very much. His best friend is kind of an imbicile. Nefario enjoys cooking and coming up with master plans to steal the realm from the king. All he really wants is to find his love again. You are in for a real treat if you are friends with this guy...Nefario.

Nefario sent a message to the king.
"I miss my dear Nefario."
Nefario seeks revenge.

by The stories of Scheherazade August 21, 2017

nagar palika

A indian meme that was born on Aug 20 ,2017 and gained fame quickly. It is used when someone falls down or something happens to them. You can find it on youtube.

YEE MAA KA BHOSDRA MADARCHOD, ARRRRRREEEEE BHAI BHAI BHAI BHAI BHAI
NAGAR PALIKA KO BULAO

by m123456789and10 April 21, 2018

Neariah

A girl who have smiles as shiny as the sun and eyes as beautiful as the moon. She is very easy to be with, with her friendly character and her lame jokes that would make you burst. Being with her would make life more enjoyable and satisfying.

Why don't you marry a neariah if you want to be happy?

by Nokma June 8, 2021

Go sleep near a piano

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.

Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)

by anonymous December 13, 2020

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002