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Shrimp Nest

The patch of hair that is above the ass crack, can be seen on a man or women, but most commonly seen on middle age to elderly caucasian men. Is referred to as a "Shrimp Nest" because generally adolescent shrimp need a safe place to mature and stay in shallower water with more cover like sticks and seaweed hence the safety of a person's back hair patch for prepubescent shrimp to call their nest.

Sometimes referred to as a "Skrimp Nest" when referring to Afro American people.
My girlfriend loves running her fingers through my shrimp nest.
by Jeffrey James Longdonger January 13, 2011
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bum nest

Particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes. Often found over heated vents in winter or under bridges in the rainy season.
Damn son, you smells like a bum nest.
by Thomas Ricker June 6, 2005
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ethan nestor

"ethan nestor is my baby i love him sooooo much" -fangirl
by citadelkid November 18, 2017
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empty nester

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.
Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!
by wmem May 9, 2006
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Nestle

An evil company that believes water is not a human right.
Nestle should be raided as a test run before area 51
by Random F. F. Dent July 15, 2019
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Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
by Sastwatch December 9, 2008
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Ness

The absolute embodyment of not giving a fuck. Ness always brings new and crazy ideas. Fucking fabulous at hugging and is not a emotionaly defecit beta. Heterosexual but not afraid to try new things. Count on him to make jokes at the absolute worst time. Dont call him nestle crunch or he will want to rip you another asshole. Excellent roller. Super chill despite his shitty temper. Makes a lot of threats towards the safety of one's testicles. Otherwise, he's fine. Also always give him music playing privelages.
"Have you seen Ness? That bloke is chill."
"Pass the boof Ness"
by Shliplord November 23, 2021
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