Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids
Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren
by Grandpanarwhalpu May 31, 2018
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Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk
Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.
by Jackweggseh March 04, 2019
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Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.
“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”
by JuizeBox December 28, 2023
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quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆
I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband
by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022
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Narwhale

The upgraded version of a sword shark,
Child : MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT UPGRADED SWORD SHARK (narwhale)
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020
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Narwhal

A narwhal is another amazing and cute version of a unicorn. A sea unicorn if you will. always protect narwhals. You can also dress like a narwhal for Halloween to show your love of them!
Stranger: do you like narwhal?
You: Yeah they’re great! I love sea unicorns!
by Yourmom<333 November 11, 2021
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Narwhal

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it
I narwhaled Becky so hard last night.
by Agnes444 May 10, 2021
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