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Haulin' ass to nowhere

1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.
1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."
by Barman2000 November 4, 2011
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Nweeb

A person who loves everything Norwegian but they're not from Norway. A Norwegian Weeaboo.
Oh John you're from Grimsby. Stop with the Norway references you "nweeb"
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buttfuck nowhere

by Hermitinseaforth April 10, 2010
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bum-fuck nowhere

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.
the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!
by mr.Tom January 10, 2003
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Nowmean?

Yeah, man the game was hot! Nowmean?
by Christie December 29, 2003
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his therapy was going nowhere

Expression used of someone who has met a sad end in fact or fiction. After a line from Hannibal Lecter in Thomas Harris's "The Silence of the Lambs", on the subject of Benjamin Raspail. Lecter had Raspail over for dinner and later commented, "Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere."
He jumped off a cliff and blew himself up with a bellyful of dynamite halfway down. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
by Fearman August 4, 2007
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noneen

noneen is lucky to be alive. survived 23 car crashes. She caused all of them.
by Greg Gregory Ennork December 30, 2013
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