Nog Clogs

A sexy man with a big penis. Nope just kidding! He is a guy who talks about Death Grips and goes to Walmart for no reason.

"Who's the redhead head kid at Walmart, he is such a Nog Clogs"

by Giovanni Is a sex offender December 8, 2020

Pre-Nog

A kid who is almost an eggnog but not near one

Boomer: Why is grandson being a Pre-Nog nowwadays

Darren: Ok Boomer

by anonymous November 29, 2019

egg nog

An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.

Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.

by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003

Nog job

The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job

Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!

by ol' time guy December 9, 2010

Nog fest

Of or pertaining to an event containing 5 or more niggers, usually centered around activities involving bananas, throwing poop and marijuana.

Whoa, dude, this is a straight nog fest!

by grape_fruit May 1, 2011

Ball nog

A slang term for semen.

"Dude, Brittney was giving me head and she totally swallowed my ball nog."

by Dick Hardening January 8, 2012

peg nog

Pepsi with eggnog

John wants a cup of peg nog.

by Bellami. October 14, 2021