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Shrimp Nest 

The patch of hair that is above the ass crack, can be seen on a man or women, but most commonly seen on middle age to elderly caucasian men. Is referred to as a "Shrimp Nest" because generally adolescent shrimp need a safe place to mature and stay in shallower water with more cover like sticks and seaweed hence the safety of a person's back hair patch for prepubescent shrimp to call their nest.

Sometimes referred to as a "Skrimp Nest" when referring to Afro American people.
My girlfriend loves running her fingers through my shrimp nest.
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Particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes. Often found over heated vents in winter or under bridges in the rainy season.
Damn son, you smells like a bum nest.
bum nest by Thomas Ricker June 6, 2005
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ethan nestor

"ethan nestor is my baby i love him sooooo much" -fangirl
ethan nestor by citadelkid November 18, 2017

empty nester 

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.
Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!
empty nester by wmem May 9, 2006
An evil company that believes water is not a human right.
Nestle should be raided as a test run before area 51
Nestle by Random F. F. Dent July 15, 2019

Cock Ness Monster 

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
Cock Ness Monster by Sastwatch December 9, 2008
The absolute embodyment of not giving a fuck. Ness always brings new and crazy ideas. Fucking fabulous at hugging and is not a emotionaly defecit beta. Heterosexual but not afraid to try new things. Count on him to make jokes at the absolute worst time. Dont call him nestle crunch or he will want to rip you another asshole. Excellent roller. Super chill despite his shitty temper. Makes a lot of threats towards the safety of one's testicles. Otherwise, he's fine. Also always give him music playing privelages.
"Have you seen Ness? That bloke is chill."
"Pass the boof Ness"
Ness by Shliplord November 23, 2021