mistyears

Imagine if men

Mistyears? Hate that guy.

by MrMan2307 February 17, 2021

backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.

liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.

by kaara April 5, 2006

misty

An extremely hot chick with an amazing body, a great sense of humor, and absolute brilliance.
Very sweet, outgoing, open-minded, and down to have a fun time!
Caring for all plants, animals, and humans. Accepting of all.
Unique and special.
Be-friend a "misty" and you'll have good luck for your lifetime.

Usually pretty blonde girls are called "misty". But all hair colors can be found.
Ex. "Wow, look at that chick, she's so misty"

by dorthy101 January 27, 2014

Mystery Lumps

The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.

Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!

by Milky655 April 21, 2010

Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.

"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"

by xx_Maryannslover_xx April 10, 2012

Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.

Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"

by mfdiction January 13, 2011