Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

Oven Mitted

when one has one hand inserted in the vagina and the other hand inserted in the ass, holding her in a doggy position and making her grab your favorite dish out the oven.

I had hands deep in both holes open my hands like a over mit her mouth opened as I pull my hands together her mouthed closed around my pie then I could pull back and take that God damn pie you been oven mitted bitch

by kiwimike May 9, 2019

Matted

to get analed.

anal penetration

Lylee: Dude you got Matted
Andy: F!@#

by Phroxzon December 8, 2011

munted

a screwed up demented object

whoa that dudes face is munted (says damien when he 1st sees adam marshall)

by you would like 2 no that wouldnt u May 13, 2005

munted

broken or kaput. Something that no longer goes.

the fridge went kaput, it was so munted

by Kathryn Blake December 28, 2005

Matted

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

by Kokopoko November 9, 2011

You're muted

When on Zoom, if someone is muted, you say "You're muted!" Then they shall un-mute

*Someone Talks with Mute on*

Another person- "You're Muted!"

by KateBitGaming October 2, 2020