mustard taco 

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

mustard taco by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

Mustard gas 

The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks

It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate

Mustard gas by Slimebitch February 6, 2022

Mustard Greens 

A diarrhea that is so bad no toilet can handle. It is so foul that when you smell it your insides will crumble..

Dude do you see that girl, she be bangin
Lets go see her
Shit lets dodge that stank she smell like she just had the Mustard Greens
Ick ima barf!

Mustard Greens by MjjjQ July 16, 2011

mustard queen

the act of smearing mustard on your face and/or preferrably the toes in a non-sexual manner. made popular by twitch streamer babynez, courtesy of Enzojah

Babynez was the original mustard queen. She really knows how to put on a show with mustard.

mustard queen by Enzojah November 3, 2020

mustard gas 

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

mustard gas by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

Mustard Tiger 

As used for Philadelphia Collins ( RIP ) on The Trailer Park Boys, also takes on the meaning of someone with a horribly protruding belly, and T-Shirts 2 sizes too small. T-Shirts are a must for the full package, a button down shirt would probably just pop. In addition the T-Shirt must also have some image emblazened on it, such as a logo for a local eatery, or most commonly, cartoon or video game characters.

"Hey, look at Francis, he is dressed like a Mustard Tiger!" or "Francis, why must you look like a Mustard Tiger all the time?"

Mustard Tiger by RobertPaulson76 August 25, 2013

mustard booger 

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

mustard booger by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002