Missourah

A word that hicks use to describe missouri.

I'm from Missourah boy!

by David Parker March 2, 2005

munson'd

meaning getting fucked over. from the movie king pin. (Roy E. Munson)

dude, tommy really munson'd you by leaving the bar without you last night.

by -steve0- June 18, 2007

Missouri Bidet

When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.

-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend

-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet

by TriTooner September 6, 2011

Missouri Twist

A Missouri Twist is when you wrap both hands around the penis during sexual intercourse and twist it really hard.

Guy 1: "Yo bro, my girl did the Missouri Twist on me last night"

Guy 2: "Ayo what the fuck"

by nyxwastakn December 15, 2021

Fair Play Missouri

A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.

You dont go to Fair Play Missouri? oh, you're not my brother.

by Shit-Hole-Student July 13, 2011

Munson

Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.

"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."

by xKILOx December 24, 2005

missourable

To be sick of Missouri and/or being stuck therein.

After being in Lee's Summit all weekend, I was hella missourable.

by Roy-Z November 15, 2007