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muffla

"i wuz mad like a muffla"
we bout to get it like a muffla
"u damn muffla
by cutie19968 April 13, 2009
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muffla

the act of dancing naked for your own excitement.
"Katina came home from the party with no date, so she decided to do the muffla in the mirror"
"Yo,Mark I caught Cindy doing the muffla last night when i was peeping tom on her."
by Cecilla January 22, 2008
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muffaletta

the cheese like substance in a girl's vagina when she has an infection.
Yo you go down on Chelsea?

-Brody

Hell yea, her muffaletta was soggy and sour.
-Shea
by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010
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muffball

the game of trying to throw a football into a big prickly bush commonly referred to as "the muff" the defenders must dive in to save the ball from touching the bush or landing in it on a fly. created by 3 middle-lower class white kids in northern illinois
dude i got fucked up when spictor tackled me into the muff when we played muffball at teddy's last weekend.
by beector March 3, 2009
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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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Muffbasket

A slutty or skanky girl, also known as a muffbucket
Dude that girl's such a muffbasket.
by Auto brownboy February 25, 2010
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bloody muffkin

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.
Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.
by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009
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