Morte et Dabo

A song by Asking Alexandria.

It means the gift of death.

By listening to this song, you have purchased a one way ticket to hell.
Dude, I listened to Morte et Dabo

Bro, you're going to hell
by FearMyName January 07, 2012
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la petit mort

It refers to a woman passing out after having a powerful orgasm.
Meg: Riley, where have you been? The partys over.
Riley: I've been in the guest bedroom, Jason over there gave me La Petit Mort.
by BlakeMoros July 17, 2017
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Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.
I would never do a Martini de la Mort.
by PingaPal June 16, 2017
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La Con De Tes Mort

Often use by gipsy community in france, a terrible insult( the cunt of your deadones) along with Manges tes morts(eat your deadones)
et narvalo la con d ' tes morts
by Ta race June 05, 2005
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La Con De Tes Mort

French Insult 'fuck your death'
We Often say it when we Agress somebody in the street.
1)O La con de tes mort donne moi ton fric.
2)LA con de tes mort commen tu me parle
by lmp April 26, 2004
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It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
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