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Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
by Sastwatch December 9, 2008
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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The Fame Monster

The 2nd album released by American pop music artist Lady GaGa.

Tracklisting:

1. Bad Romance
2. Alejandro
3. Monster
4. Speechless
5. Dance in the Dark
6. Telephone
7. So Happy I Could Die
8. Teeth
The Fame Monster just topped Justin Bieber's My World 2.0!
by qweropy April 18, 2010
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Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.
Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023
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Earth Minute

A future holiday that will celebrate our planet for one minute. All things electric or fuel engineered shall be shut off for exactly 60 seconds. It will feel like a worldwide power outage that lasts one full minute. Earth Day lasts 24 hours, Earth Hour lasts 60 minutes, and Earth Minute lasts 60 seconds. We are giving less time and importance to mother earth, but on the bright side some time is better than no time.
When I was kid, we celebrated something called Earth Day. When I was a teenager, we celebrated something called Earth Hour. As an adult, we are celebrating something called Earth Minute.
by Nature Guy47853 April 22, 2009
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Bean Monster

This n**ga eats all your beans. Beware, he will not hesitate to take a spoon and bonk those beans. Make Sure not to befriend one of these monsters.
John ate all my beans from my lunch. I know he's such a Bean Monster.
by You eat All my BEans September 28, 2018
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My singing monsters

Everyone’s favourite game that your friends will force you to play

(I am the friend)
Have you downloaded my singing monsters yet?
by Play my_singing_monsters_pleas November 10, 2021
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