cookie monster

A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.

Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d July 28, 2008

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Monster

When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.

I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.

by BIgBouncingBooty July 4, 2017

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019