Le Monke

The second coming of Jesus who’s well known for his powerful words.

Dude #1: Oh my monke! I love Le Monke
Dude #2: Me too!
Le Monke: *Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Alalalalala
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay, more poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Hee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy happy happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Pooping pants no diaper that's funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopie underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah (cough)
Poop

by Le Monke is Jesus October 8, 2019

Fat Monkey

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.

Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!

by Snow Right September 3, 2016

Monkey Snausage

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet

Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!

by Libby Herr November 19, 2014

bugs monkey

somebody who is butt ugly with buck teeth

Yo, dude look like bugs monkey!

by Ijuks January 11, 2009

Twitch Monkey

A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.

Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.

Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.

The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".

"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".

"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"

"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"

by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010

Monkey Island

Most kick-ass game ever made. A Series of four, all four highly recommended.

Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island

by lunchbox July 21, 2003

Chum Monkey

One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.

Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.

She's a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.

by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009