mongolia

The most independent state in the world, because nothing depends on it.

Nothing depends on Mongolia.

by Claque May 7, 2005

Mongoloid Village

Is a 4 piece heavy rock band located in Portland Oregon.

Sounds Like: Mongoloid Village, The Melvins, Unwound, The Jesus Lizard, The Laughing Hyenas

by Slick Laxative January 16, 2009

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.

Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!

by beanser January 3, 2006

Monggoloid

A slang word or a street word in Filipino used by rude people to describe a person with special needs usually a person with down syndrome.

Monggoloid ka ba ha? (Are you autistic?)

by KrizzyG November 8, 2018