Mountain Skunk

A mountain skunk refers to a particular type of person that is found at ski and snowboard destinations around the world. They usually have very long, unkept beards with food particles still stuck to them. Mountain skunks are between 16 to 35 years of age, but some have been known to live as long as 50 years. Mountain skunks generally divide their time fairly evenly between smoking weed, drinking, and either skiing or snowboarding. Beyond these recreational activities, mountain skunks do nothing more than eat and occasionally, albeit rarely, bathe. Because of their lack of personal hygiene, mountain skunks usually stink, and this seems to be the origin of the mountain skunk term. It should be noted ski and snowboard destinations have unsuccessfully tried to curb the local mountain skunk populations by steadily increasing their lift ticket prices, but their efforts have been largely unsuccessful. In fact, there are still sizable populations of these creatures at large at most mountain resorts. Mountain skunks will often scoff at and mock most of the well dressed and behaved tourists that frequent their habitats usually calling them "gapers", but people are generally told to ignore them if possible because

talking to them (especially the more feral ones) only gets them more agitated and unruly. Yes, the best policy is to let them drown out their own misery in alcohol drugs and prey that they will be in a better place sooner rather than later.

That mountain skunk over there stinks. Yuck!

by Ski Resort International February 1, 2015

mountain dewgasm

An erratic burst of pleasure when drinking the soda Mountain Dew. The feeling is spontaneous and is followed by extreme dizziness. A male's mountain dewgasm may have more side effects.

We couldn't explain the mess from the mountain dewgasm to Tim's parents.

by warnurrrrr May 6, 2007

Mountain Berry Blast

The ION4+ advanced electro-carbohydrate solution system that has been enhanced with vitamins B3, B6, B12, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, and Magnesium, mixed berry and other natural flavors and is used to replenish internal fluids lost through perspiration. Designed as a sports drink by the Coca-cola company to be more effective than water but less destructive than contemporary energy drinks at providing energy to working muscles and taste incredibly satisfying at the same time. Available in 20 or 32 oz. polyethylene containers or in a dehydrated concentrated powder.

Mountain Berry Blast.... A.K.A. Blue Powerade.

by Sugadaddy1086 April 15, 2010

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

mountain money

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!

Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

mountain man

The manliest type of Man.

Did you see that guy take a bullet and just keep on going like it was nothing? He's a mountain man.

by Mountainous August 20, 2005

mountain mods

A West Coast based company which builds high end computer cases. They are best known for their double wide cases and their willingness to customize their existing cases or build custom cases to spec.

I'm running both my gaming rig and my server in a custom Duality case from Mountain Mods.

by Holli4Pirating February 5, 2007