Mitt Romney

Wazzock or twit

According to an article in the New Yorker, Mitt Romney is a Wazzock

by whittx July 29, 2012

Mitt

One of the true God`s, namely one of the greatest human beings alive today, but possibly one of his mistake would be the fact that he created a nub. See "slayz"

"Even God`s make mistakes"

by :-) January 1, 2004

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.

Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.

by Trayvon Simpson February 21, 2018

Slip the mitt

To process and/or execution of sliding your hand into someone's under garments.

It was great to hear about Marshall managing to slip the mitt on Big Debs in the back seat of his grandmas Mercedes the other night.

by Big Louise September 20, 2019

Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.

Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009