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Glyce Mitchell

Glyce Mitchell is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is insane at school. He also has a unique voice which is still pretty cool.
Glyce Mitchell got a 300 on his NWEA test. He got a 1600 SAT and a 4.0 GPA and he will still very nice about it.
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022
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Mitchell Davis

A famous YouTuber who's very creative. Designs shirts, wears V-necks, photographer, just pure amazing. He's 19 and lives in Ohio. He's also very attractive! He's really random. Like KanYe West. www.youtube.com/user/livelavalive
"You're really cool, just like Mitchell Davis."
by elephantluvr July 4, 2009
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Mitchell Henderson

The original an hero.
After someone stole his ipod, he committed suicide (presumably by shooting himself). After his death, a friend wrote a poem and posted it on myspace. The poem kept referring to him as "an hero." This repeated misspelling resulted the internet laughing, then using the term "an hero" to describe anyone who commits suicide.
Hey guys! I'm selling Mitchell Henderson's ipod on ebay!
by Skwerlly May 18, 2008
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Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.
I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.
by Don Everest April 4, 2005
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mitchell and webb

Kinda like the 21st century, british equivalent of cheech and chong, just with less pot references (although there is still A LOT). Great to watch when getting high.

Notable stuff to watch;
That mitchell and webb look,
Peep show
I was watching peep show, you know, with mitchell and webb in it last night with a fat blunt; I nearly died laughing.
by Benjahmin March 15, 2009
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Mitchell

Rough, loving, reserved, intelligent, stubborn, bull headed, loyal, funny, a bit power hungry, the most beautiful brown eyes ever seen. Due to his complex nature, one can never be sure of a Mitchell's motives. He is a computer geek, as well as a science fiction fan, but he enjoys other more interactive hobbies as well. Do not cross a Mitchell or they will fight tooth and claw.

Very tough exterior that only gets tougher the closer you try to get to him. He is very logical, though unfortunately shallow minded when it comes to accepting new ideas. He holds himself to very strict standards and will hold you to the same. This may be due to his little known family and church life. Sees many things as weakness. However, occasionally a hint of human emotion will slip through his cleverly positioned defenses and reveal him to be much deeper than he seems. In fact, he often asks himself too many deep questions that bother him enough to keep him up.
A Mitchell breaks hearts regularly by treating those who care the most about him as if they are dirt. Mitchells rarely apologize. Therefore, the more you love a Mitchell, the more you will hurt. A Mitchell will have to learn this about himself before it's too late, or he will continue to hurt people, including those he may love in return.
Once you meet a Mitchell, you will never forget him, no matter how much you try.
(A Mitchell is spotted sitting alone in the corner of the room. A person comes up to them.)

Person: Who are you?
Mitchell: Who are you?
P: Michelle.
Mitchell: Are you really Michelle? How do you KNOW?

P: Haha, you're good...
Mitchell: You still haven't answered my question.
P: Oh...
Mitchell: Well?
P: I don't know...
Mitchell: Okay then, come back when you can think for longer than ten seconds.
by SudoAntiStooge39 September 3, 2012
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Mitchell's Law

Mitchell's Law states that with each new person involved in a conversation, the probability of blaming a politician or political group who had nothing to do with original subject will become more likely to occur.
Person 1: I like pizza
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!
by Dopaz August 13, 2010
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