The minivan

2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back similar to the shocker i in the pink 2 in the stink

My girlfriend was over and she rode the minivan

by This hoe candy July 31, 2016

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")

"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."

by trufrend June 9, 2018

wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.

“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”

by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019

Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.

We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!

by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019

Manhattan minivan

Two in the front 5 in the back

She was do easy I was able to do a manhattan minivan on her

by Beans1998 December 13, 2024

Get your Minivan on

To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.

going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.

by king erock September 13, 2009