Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

Sentence Mixing

Commonly used in YouTube Poops, Sentence Mixing is the act of taking voice clips from a TV show, song, or movie and putting the clips together to make your sample say something that they didn't/wouldn't say.

Robotnik: My PINGAS is going in that pesky Hedgehog's BUTThole!

Person: Wow, this creator is great at Sentence Mixing!

by TuxedoSteve_ April 3, 2022

Mixing the Koolaid

Having sexual relations with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"Last night I ended up mixing the koolaid..."

by VioLink36 April 22, 2015

mixing and mastering

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.

"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.

by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017

Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014

Fag-miring

When cock-y asshole kids stare at themselves in the mirror, and let their dead brain cells control and hypnotize them like a fucking parasite and keep them from getting their eyes off the mirror.

When a person is Fag-miring at their own god damn self, seriously need to somehow manage to get some help and find a way to, idk, like, digest those dead brain cells, however that could happen.

by SuperiorSteve64 October 12, 2019

Strip Mining

When serving yourself food, picking out the best parts for yourself and leaving the less desirable parts for others.

Quit Strip Mining, you're taking all of the cheese!

by BDItillIdie February 12, 2010