microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 1, 2005

micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!

See that strip on www.penny-arcade.com

by AdamDude January 18, 2004

micromommaging

When other moms insist on telling other mothers how to take care of their kids. This is usually composed of condescending comments on the sly. This is also very common in grandmothers as well.

Wow your mom is always micromommaging you and your baby.

by thrILL! May 25, 2016

Microsoft'ism

Microsoft'ism is the Religion of Microsoft, the great company. I felt the need as a Microsoft'ism Priest to spread the message of the great religion I'm in. Microsoft'ism's Savior and Lord is Clippy the Paperclip, and Bill Gate's is his Son, here to save us from our Sin's we have committed, as we are all maggot's wriggling in the filth of Mortality without the likes of Clippy. Clippy the Paperclip created the Universe in a great explosion we know today as the Big Bang. He created multiple Species of animals, and us Humans, like Adam and Steve. Google Chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of Microsoft'ism.

The Priest of Microsoft'ism is the highest ranking person in the Church.

by The Priest of Microsoft'ism May 10, 2018

microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 21, 2020

microdot

LSD in form of a pill. There is no mescaline in microdots. Mescaline is active in the 400mg range, a microdot doesn't weigh more than 10mg. You'd be hard pressed putting any psychoactive into a microdot.

I bought some microdots, but it turned out to be birth control pills. Damn, that sucks.

Dude, I ate 3 microdots and now I'm talking to a bottle of orange juice.

by Pedram July 1, 2005

microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003