Dirty Merlin

A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.

I met Ben for a drink as usual, but this time Dirty Merlin was there.

by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009

Galdrakarlinn Merlin

Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.

glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Tdawg and Merlin

The most influential and holiest people to ever walk the earth

Woah are those angels, no it's just Tdawg and Merlin

by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020

Merlina

she is the sweetest person until....u make her mad she will love you forever and make u madly in love with her!!!oh and btw she has really unique name!! Shes very pretty and has the best personality!! if you're a merlina ily!!

hey merlina you look very nice today!

by StinkySocks123 November 30, 2020

melina

she is the most chill girl you ll ever meet. she is just so stunning. gorgeous from the inside and from the outside. when she walks by, she turns every boys head around. she is one of those persons you could spend a night together just talking. YOu can have a lot of fun with her but you can also talk 'bout serious stuff. she will always listen to you and try to find a solution. with her you gain a real friend. in a bigger group she sometimes seems shy but its because she just dont give fuck. she just thinks it efforts to much effort starting a fight with someone she not even cares about. she doesn't wanna spend her time talking to people she barely know or wanna know so she is rather quiet. not in an impolite way, just quiet. she is quiet but nice. to everyone. she is really never bitchy, like never. people just love her. she is the oppisite of tall but has an even bigger heart. WE LOVE HER.

boy: who is this?
me: oh this? this is melina do not even try, she is out of your legaue man

"she is so damn kind. she is a real melina"

by mloo April 16, 2020

Melina

Melina is someone who you should never lose because if you do your life gonna suck tbh. Melina wants a long-lasting relationship don't break her heart her dad will break you in half :), Shes outgoing and playfull give her your hoodies she'll treat them with utter care. and don't let your ex get in the way of the relationship because its gonna get crazy if you it'll get kinda wild and not in a good way. Treat her like a queen not a princess.

Person 1-Wow Melina is gorgeous

Person 2- Yea she's my girlfriend, she makes me really happy.

Person 1- NEVER leave her do you hear me?

by xxna._27 November 24, 2019