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Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.
I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010
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Merge

lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?
by Jo November 29, 2003
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merge code

"My girlfriend is in a good mood tonight. Hopefully she'll give me some time to merge code."
by ezzymny October 5, 2011
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Mergen

Gaunt, ghastly grim faced bloke in a group, who seems to sit eternally in the background, staring at people with cold, vigourless, serpentine and furtive eyes as if he is programmed to stalk.
Having a mergen around while flirting with girls is useful, as that one mergen can help to contrast even your puny virtues and make you appear heroic in their eyes.
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perfin ther mergic drogan

using drugs smoking and and cant type well
Johnny:wee i perfin there mergic drogan
carlos:ghjhgsdtjeyd
Johnny:yeah i remeber the hospital
by cARLOS February 5, 2003
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Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.
"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"
by $$$ June 29, 2004
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merger of equals

When one company merges with the other to jack it up.
The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit.
by OoTLink March 31, 2007
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