Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G
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A massive form of "prepackaged" truths, meant to suppress the potential intellect and creativity from an already empty society. as well as "help" mold young impressionable minds into the next generation of sleepy shoppers...
the sad truth is that there are:
-1500 newspapers
-1100 magazines,
-9000 radio stations
-1500 TV stations
- and 2400 different publishers in "america"... ALL of them owned by 6 corporations... what ever happened to freedom of press? how can any "news" be reliable when the people who report the news have nothing dollar signs in there eyes...
the last thing these greedy monsters want is for people to think for themselves, once we start to think, we start to question... once we start to question, we start to see the lies... once we see the lies...this whole facade crumbles like a house of cards in the wind, and all your left with is just a little man with a really big god complex.
Now that you've had a peek behind the curtain it is your responsibility to open your eyes, tear down this stage that's been built around us and demand
answers.
the sad truth is that there are:
-1500 newspapers
-1100 magazines,
-9000 radio stations
-1500 TV stations
- and 2400 different publishers in "america"... ALL of them owned by 6 corporations... what ever happened to freedom of press? how can any "news" be reliable when the people who report the news have nothing dollar signs in there eyes...
the last thing these greedy monsters want is for people to think for themselves, once we start to think, we start to question... once we start to question, we start to see the lies... once we see the lies...this whole facade crumbles like a house of cards in the wind, and all your left with is just a little man with a really big god complex.
Now that you've had a peek behind the curtain it is your responsibility to open your eyes, tear down this stage that's been built around us and demand
answers.
-You are not the first, you wont be the last.
-The answers are out there, the truth is never lost.. it may go through periods of "sleep" if you would, harder to get a hold; but never lost.
-This is the day, the day of your first awakening. -From this point forward there is no turning back, No more closing your eyes to the truth, to the atrocities, to the injustice. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Your mind is the most powerful tool in the universe, the only thing that you can truly call your own, and these dirty snakes are trying to take it away from us. Today is the day you start working towards your true potential.. question everything; if there is nothing to hide, there's no reason to hide the question
-Its in your hands now.... pay it forward.
..and when in doubt, just remember.. the average male produces 545 Billion sperm cells in his life, and usually only a single sperm can fertilize the egg..... just take a minute to truly soak in everything it actually took for you (you) to be sitting here today.... astronomical.
-you are never alone..
(media)
-The answers are out there, the truth is never lost.. it may go through periods of "sleep" if you would, harder to get a hold; but never lost.
-This is the day, the day of your first awakening. -From this point forward there is no turning back, No more closing your eyes to the truth, to the atrocities, to the injustice. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Your mind is the most powerful tool in the universe, the only thing that you can truly call your own, and these dirty snakes are trying to take it away from us. Today is the day you start working towards your true potential.. question everything; if there is nothing to hide, there's no reason to hide the question
-Its in your hands now.... pay it forward.
..and when in doubt, just remember.. the average male produces 545 Billion sperm cells in his life, and usually only a single sperm can fertilize the egg..... just take a minute to truly soak in everything it actually took for you (you) to be sitting here today.... astronomical.
-you are never alone..
(media)
by yourstruly; the sightless seer November 17, 2013
Get the media mug.or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.
Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!
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Mediacom should be overrun by angry citizens with pitchforks and hatchets and torches. No employee or affiliated persons should be left alive.
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Person 2: wow cringe that really wets my pussy
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: IS THERE CREAM ON MARS
Person 2: wow cringe that really wets my pussy
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: IS THERE CREAM ON MARS
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3) A handful of mega-corporations that protect their rich buddies
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