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Mederma lady

A bird-like woman who appears in 2008 advertisements and commercials for Mederma, a product for scar treatment. Originally raised by wolves, the Mederma lady lives in a cave and only comes out to frighten audiences on television and in magazines. Even after her scars fade, she still has the ability to frighten such villains as Nosferatu, Frankenstein, and the notorious Voldemort.

The Mederma lady preys on young children and Unicorns. Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for the Mederma lady.

She is to be feared. If you catch a glimpse of her, please wash your eyes out with pepper spray to reverse the process of blinding.

Also can be used to describe a female who would almost be attractive if it weren't for her face.
"Did you see that hideous girl in class yesterday?"
"Yeah, she's a real Mederma lady."


"Billy, come inside before it's dark! You never know if the Mederma lady is preying our neighborhood."
by muffy the mederma lady slayer October 18, 2008
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Meerkat Day

A code word for taking a sickie from work when you're not really sick and spending the day chillaxing, shopping or hanging out with your co-conspirators. This code word is useful in work emails because using the phrase "I'm chucking a sickie" doesn't go down well with your managers should they read your work email.
The word originated in Melbourne, when two bored friends orchestrated taking a sickie on the same day and went to the Zoo to see the Meerkats. Knowing that their managers have the right to read their work emails, they had to devise a code word.
Hey Mate, Wednesdays sux, let's take a Meerkat day tomorrow, ride the Ferris Wheel and go to the Rooftop Bar on Swanson street.
by PorridgeEngineer April 4, 2009
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meherun

a sexy, smart and beautiful lady who everyone is obsessed with and will do anything got her
person 1: hey look at that meherun

person 2: damn mad i'd do anything to be with her
person 3: i'd do anything to be her
by homosapien#2319 December 22, 2020
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Meerp

having nothing good to say about a subject.
Used to usually end a convo.at the moment it is used.
1 aaa ya i was talkin amd a kid and lust randomly he starts on the topic of aids and i was like meerp.
by Chris March 25, 2005
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Meers

Noun- Homeless drug abuser who still finds a way to bone fly women.

Verb- To do heroin, specifically china white.

Adjective- Dopey/ by way of dope.
Noun- Man, that guy in the back alley with the heroin kit boning that hot girl is a professional meers.

Verb- Lets go to Mexico, and meers with this china white heroin!

Adjective- That meers child has a syringe in his hand to meers.
by Dan Cresse August 14, 2007
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Meer bitch

A person who is a meerkat in the furry fandom who is acting like a slut trying to Roll play with you or get Yiffy with you
Dam I was talking to meerkat123 on MSN last night and all that little meer bitch wanted to do was Cyber yiff me
by Meerkat April 26, 2008
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meer

The type of drunk that just sits their and when he wants to talk to someone he yells their name. when they say what he says "Meer!" meaning he wants you to come here
JASON!

"what?"

... MEER!
by KoDuu November 4, 2009
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