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McTard

Refers to the immeasurable number of complete asshats the world has to offer, as it is equal to the number of McDonald's restaurants in any given place.
Shane is such a McTard!
by Bean Breath April 23, 2006
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just a little material

A slang term for an erection. When the male penis hardens the clothing of the male will rise in the groin region.
"what is that dude!?"

"Ah nothing, just a little material."
by Dailles August 18, 2007
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His Dark Materials

The best fantasy book series ev4r. Protagonist is Lyra Belacqua. The main theme of the book is religion. In the series, Christianity is the enemy, and is viewed as corrupt and illusionary.
Written by Philip Pullman, it is a trilogy that consists of The Golden Compass/Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass.

"Side" stories that are not part of the main storyline include Lyra's Oxford and The Book of Dust.
A movie is coming out in Winter of 2007 titled "His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass" starring Daniel Craig as Lord Asriel and Nicole Kidman as Mrs. Coulter.

Imaginative creations for the His Dark Materials universe include: daemons, alethiometer, armored polar bears (panserbjornes), Specters, Dust, and much more...
Cool guy: Hey, have you read the His Dark Materials series of books yet?
Cool girl: Hell yeah! It's awesome.
Cool guy: Did you hear about the movie that's coming out?!
Cool girl: OMG NO WAY!!!! *dies of heart attack*
Cool guy: Yeah!!!! *also dies of heart attack*
by FlyingSpaghettiMonster March 18, 2007
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roach material

any kind of card or thick paper used to make a roach with.

green card from the back of rizla packs is widely accepted to be the best.

the rizla box itself is also considered to be roach material.

in desperation, a cigarette box could be deemed roach material.
1. anybody got any roach material?

2. sorry, this travelcard is the only roach material i can find.
by Justine Thyme April 9, 2009
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Material gworl

Material gworl means cool, hot and shit idfk man
Jane: I went to my ugly ass motherfucking dad's funeral with a smile!
Elizabeth: material gworl queen!!
Jane: I'm non-binary but ok bitch
by tw.alexlolz January 19, 2022
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Mater Bater

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...
This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.
by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021
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Materazzi

Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**

French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win

Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008
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