maynard bassett

an extremely peng girl who a lot of boys beg it off
boy 1: Yo, do you see that fit girl over there?
boy2:jheez man, she's a maynard bassett
by CaRleE December 09, 2016
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The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane February 07, 2008
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matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny
by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013
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