Matt Baratz

The biggest stud you'll ever meet, gets a blowjob at least 4 times a week, total stoner,

God did you see that Matt Baratz walk by?" "Of course I did, I blew high last night.

by thepimp!.swfl June 30, 2010

Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

by Matt Boike August 9, 2012

Matt Brash

A famous vet who has his own TV show called zoo vet at large. He does a lot of work at flamingo land zoo. Also he hasa chain of veternary practises through out the country. One of them is in the small village of stamford bridge

"Dude i took my dog to the vets in Stamford bridge"

"That one is owned by Matt Brash that vet who is on zoo vet at large , i watch his shows all the time"

"I know"

by Finnerty November 22, 2009

matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right

sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality

by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017

Matt Bell

Matt bell is beyond embarrassing.

Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .

by Eleaf man November 6, 2017

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018