mathowie

quonsar's gay bondage sex slave

mathowie tingled all over at the touch of quonsar's cat o' nine tails.

by quonsar July 18, 2003

mathurbating

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure

Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating

by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013

mathfuck

Mathematical department in a university.

I am planning to apply to the mathfuck in MIT.

by joseph5 March 2, 2015

Medick's Madhouse

The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.

Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.

by Azuron December 9, 2011

Mahound

Archaic alternate spelling and pronunciation of Mohammed, held by Muslims as the last prophet of Allah. Historically used in a derogatory context by Christians. He was often incorrectly assumed to be one of several gods worshiped by Muslims, as opposed to a mortal man who is revered, but not worshiped.

The wicked Mohammedans follow the pagan god Mahound

by penguinboy567 December 26, 2011

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010

Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021